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saxikath ([personal profile] saxikath) wrote2002-09-05 04:16 pm
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Memos to self.

(1) Don't have boffer practice with someone whose boffer isn't quite up to code.

(2) When you have a banged-up spot by your eye, don't rub your eyes.

(I took a boff to the glasses from someone who needed to fix the tip of his sword on Tuesday, and wound up with a red sort of stripe below my right eyebrow. Sheesh. Not sore particularly, except when I accidentally rub it.)

[identity profile] davehogg.livejournal.com 2002-09-05 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this mean your group is subject to random inspections by the BATFB (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Boffers)?

I think we need to pass the Bryant Bill! We can't have people constantly being injured by unregulated boffers! We need sheath guards, a ban on automatic boffers and, of course, a 72-hour waiting period to purchase a boffer. Over 70% of boffer injuries come from people who buy a boffer in the heat of emotion.