Memos to self.

[saxikath]

(1) Don't have boffer practice with someone whose boffer isn't quite up to code.

(2) When you have a banged-up spot by your eye, don't rub your eyes.

(I took a boff to the glasses from someone who needed to fix the tip of his sword on Tuesday, and wound up with a red sort of stripe below my right eyebrow. Sheesh. Not sore particularly, except when I accidentally rub it.)

Comments

[davehogg.livejournal.com]

Does this mean your group is subject to random inspections by the BATFB (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Boffers)?

I think we need to pass the Bryant Bill! We can't have people constantly being injured by unregulated boffers! We need sheath guards, a ban on automatic boffers and, of course, a 72-hour waiting period to purchase a boffer. Over 70% of boffer injuries come from people who buy a boffer in the heat of emotion.

war wounds

[(Anonymous)]

Now you just have to make up a cool story to go with your wonderful wound (I have to say, it looks wicked cool). Something like "No, sh!t. There I was facing ten slobbering orcs...."

-moo