That's a new one.

[saxikath]

The latest addition to Kath's seemingly neverending quest to find new and unusual ways to injure herself: I cut my toe by dropping the foot pedal of my sewing machine on it.

Comments

[zenala.livejournal.com]

...aren't foot pedals supposed to go under your foot?

[tablesaw]

In Communist Russia, foot pedal steps on you.

[rpipuzzleguy.livejournal.com]

Once, right before bed, I unbuckled my belt, dropped my jeans, and the belt buckle fell on my toe and drew blood. That was a good one.

[qaqaq.livejournal.com]

About halfway through that sentence, I wasn't sure I wanted to make it to the end of it.

[sag85kwt.livejournal.com]

OW! KAT!

:(

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

I'm convinced (and told my boss' boss' boss this morning) that someone turned up the gravity today.

[chenoameg.livejournal.com]

I was definitely having that experience all day.

[mixedborder.livejournal.com]

Ow!!

Dear Universe:
Please stop throwing things at Kat.
Firmly,
Mixedborder

*surreal pondering*
...If a sewing machine cuts you badly, will it atone by sewing up the cut for you?

[saxikath]

I am not putting my toe under the presser foot. No no no no. However much it asks me to.

...did you say something about surreal?

[rubrick.livejournal.com]

One more reason for me to steer clear of domestic skills.