Things I do not understand.

• Why 9:30 on a Sunday night seems to be the time at which I am most likely to be inspired to clean the bathroom. And the kitchen floor.
  
• Why my left eye refuses to give me just one day without getting irritated.
  
• Why Wisconsin has "Describe types of reasoning and evidence used outside of science to draw conclusions about the natural world." among its middle grades science standards, and what exactly it's supposed to mean.
  
• The exact intended meaning of a lot of other curriculum standards, too.
  
• What I did to the second toe on my right foot that made one joint stick up farther. (My guess is I broke it at some point without realizing it, and it healed funny.)
  
• Why my feet shred trouser socks and stockings.
  

And one thing I do understand: Homemade lemon ice cream is ohmygodtodiefor.

Easter frogs.

I walked across the Boston Common today after working out after work. There's this thing called the Frog Pond; in the winter, they freeze it and have skating. In the summer, kids splash around in it. Right now, it's empty. (It's an artificial pond.)

Anyway, there are two statues of frogs on the edge of the pond. Someone had dressed them up for Easter. I had to record this for posterity.

( In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it... )