Goofiness.

[saxikath]

With apologies to Mr. Sondheim...

"You wish to have the curse reversed?
I'll need a certain ball team first.
Go to the field and bring me back:
One -- a guy with caveman hair.
Two -- a pitcher whose ankle bled.
Three -- a bullpen that never quit.
Four -- the rest of the "idiot" team.
Bring me these before the chime of midnight
In four games' time
And you shall have, I guarantee,
A World Series ring for your pinky!"

I suppose I should work now...