Does this mean your group is subject to random inspections by the BATFB (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Boffers)?
I think we need to pass the Bryant Bill! We can't have people constantly being injured by unregulated boffers! We need sheath guards, a ban on automatic boffers and, of course, a 72-hour waiting period to purchase a boffer. Over 70% of boffer injuries come from people who buy a boffer in the heat of emotion.
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Date: 2002-09-05 01:30 pm (UTC)I think we need to pass the Bryant Bill! We can't have people constantly being injured by unregulated boffers! We need sheath guards, a ban on automatic boffers and, of course, a 72-hour waiting period to purchase a boffer. Over 70% of boffer injuries come from people who buy a boffer in the heat of emotion.