I don't know why...

...but this amuses me.

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For those of you playing with the "what grade level is your lj?" meme, a word of warning:

A text passage in the textbook I'm currently working on came back with a grade level score of 2.0 based on one test. The exact same passage came back with a grade level score of 7.2 on another test.

Do the words "your mileage may vary" mean anything?