For lack of enough brain cells to do anything else, it's a meme.

From cycon. I've done similar ones before, but what the hey.

"Ask me a question. Any question. Strange, personal, whatever. I will answer to the best of my ability. All comments are screened to protect the (not so) innocent. I will assume that you wish to remain anonymous unless you tell me otherwise. I'll post the answers in my LJ as I get them in locked posts."

Sentences no one's ever said to me before today:

"It's like having your own personal paparazzo."