Answers. And questions.
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You asked for it... well, no, you answered for it.
What would be nice for you to bring next time you come to my house for dinner? Either bookishfellow or a jar of mango chutney.
What might you see on an old rerun of "America's Funniest Home Videos?" A table saw, a roll of Super 8 film, and some guy named Bob.
Why are there two doors on a chicken coop? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!
What are three things I've never set foot in? The Horsehead Nebula, East Des Moines, and that purple prehistoric frog they found in India
What is another name for the Turfanian language? Tocharian A
What might you need to repair Bascom Lodge? Wood glue on Mount Greylock.
What word means "man-hating"? Misandry, not misanthropy.
What color does the light turn in a Shel Silverstein poem? Blue with orange and lavender spots
What is the function of the letter x in the works of Shakespeare? Even though the question is about English Lit, the answer is--surprisingly enough--"f(x) = 5x + 7".
What did I see the last time I went to a zoo? Seven monkeys and a flute. Or was it a pickle? I forget.
What would be nice for you to bring next time you come to my house for dinner? Either bookishfellow or a jar of mango chutney.
What might you see on an old rerun of "America's Funniest Home Videos?" A table saw, a roll of Super 8 film, and some guy named Bob.
Why are there two doors on a chicken coop? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!
What are three things I've never set foot in? The Horsehead Nebula, East Des Moines, and that purple prehistoric frog they found in India
What is another name for the Turfanian language? Tocharian A
What might you need to repair Bascom Lodge? Wood glue on Mount Greylock.
What word means "man-hating"? Misandry, not misanthropy.
What color does the light turn in a Shel Silverstein poem? Blue with orange and lavender spots
What is the function of the letter x in the works of Shakespeare? Even though the question is about English Lit, the answer is--surprisingly enough--"f(x) = 5x + 7".
What did I see the last time I went to a zoo? Seven monkeys and a flute. Or was it a pickle? I forget.
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