My roommate says the weirdest things...

[saxikath]

"Die! Die you badger, die!"

(He's playing some online game involving whacking badgers with a cricket bat.)

Comments

[bookishfellow.livejournal.com]

Ya see, I never understood why you needed a computer game for that. Why not go outside in the sun, and whack a real badger with a real cricket bat, and get some exercise at the same time?

Same thing with all those golf simulator games.

Hmph.

[tahnan.livejournal.com]

This is weirder than "No, I don't want synonyms for 'necrophilia'"?